Kitten: I love you sooo much.
Daddy: I love you too, baby.
Kitten: -squeals- ^-^ How much? -hops off your lap-
Daddy: *squeezes you tightly* mmmmmmmmff this much.
Kitten: -giggles and runs from you- I love you moooooore!
Daddy: Nooo *chases after you*
Kitten: -squeals and giggles, hiding in the laundry basket-
Daddy: *growls like a monster* wheeeere aaare yoooou?
Kitten: -covers up a scream and sneaks into the closet where I put on a tutu and grab a plastic shield, sword and helmet, naked otherwise-
Daddy: Ggrrrrrr…. Where are you, kitten
Kitten: -comes out of the closet and yells- Aaaaahh!! Back, beast! Back to the foul pit from where you came!
Daddy: *laughs evily* hahaha! You dare try to defeat me?
Kitten: I try for nothing, evil beast! For I shall succeed!
Daddy: Such spirit in you, young one. How admirable… But foolish. I give you one chance to surrender.
Kitten: Never!!! AAAAHHH!! -runs at you and taps you with my sword before tackling you to the floor-
Daddy: Oooff *growls and “struggles” to get away*
Kitten: -giggles and lightly stabs you with my sword in the chest- Die!!
Daddy: Ugh! *closes my eyes, dead*
Kitten: -giggles and sets my sword down-
Daddy: *dead*
Kitten: D..daddy? -pokes at you with my finger-
Daddy: *dead*
Kitten: -frowns- Daddy? -takes off all my armor, leaving on just the tutu-
Daddy: *dead*
Kitten: -kisses you- Daddy.. Daddy please wake up. Peez.
Daddy: *coughs and opens my eyes*
Kitten: -squeals- Daddy!
Daddy: miss me?
Kitten: -nods- Yesh. Too much. No more dying.
Daddy: Ok, ok.